If I get fired from work, hostage taking looks like a promising alternative.

NOT.

Congratulations you just became the world's most hated man today. RIP.

AND I CAN'T HELP BUT SAY THAT I THINK DOTA PLAYERS ARE MORE CAPABLE OF COMING UP WITH IMBA STRATEGIES THAN THE MEMBERS OF THE NATION'S SWAT TEAM. Taktika ng kadiliman moves FTW. Tsk. Maybe they should consider DotA as a training for strategy making >.<

And for more bad news. Check this out :( Going to the Philippines? We forbid you! - Hong Kong Security to their citizens.